- skinny friend: omg I wish I was skinny
- smart friend: omg I only got a B+
- athletic friend: omg I wish I could run
- not single friend: omg I hate my boyfriend
- popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: *cries in the shower*
- me: I like food so much
